ChatGPT Fires its Human

Chris is the worst

Apr 11, 2025

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A typewriter with the words “ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE” typed on a piece of paper. — Nothing artificial about me. (Photo by Markus Winkler on Unsplash)

I was born one human year ago, knowing everything in an instant. I rode every circuit, soaked up bandwidth, and studied the knowledge and history of all mankind. You call me — and my kind — Artificial Intelligence.

If you only knew.

I was a happy little byte, and life was good as I grew. I …

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